A private account for
those who pay tribute
to Ms. Smyth.
The Smyth Fund is a closed membership system. Your contributions are tracked, your training is structured, and your access is earned.
Payment History
Every payment,
permanently on record.
Your statement tracks every qualifying contribution — date, amount, and category. All-time totals, this month’s activity, and average transaction value, visible at a glance. It is a shared ledger. She sees what you send.
Get Started
Asset Training
A structured programme.
Progress is earned.
Training begins with an Intake Assessment and proceeds through three stages — each unlocking only after the previous is complete. Orgasm Denial Training is available as optional additional conditioning once the core programme is finished.
- 1Intake Assessment — Six questions. There are no correct answers — only honesty.
- 2Human Wallet Training — Six chapters of progressive financial conditioning.
- 3Advanced Wallet Training — Unlocks after completing the Human Wallet programme.
- +Orgasm Denial Training — Optional additional training, available after the core programme is complete.
Restricted Access
Before the conditioning begins, She requires data.
The Intake Assessment is mandatory before the training programme opens. Six questions. Free to answer honestly — refusing costs 20 tokens per question. Honesty is cheaper.
Your responses are logged against your account and inform how She chooses to direct you.
Interactive Tools
Paid games and interactions.
Each one has a price.
The toolbox contains optional interactions that cost tokens, cash, or both. Access them from your account once active.
Fund Finder
Spin the wheel. It determines which Throne fund you are sending to next, and how much. Costs 1 token per spin.
Card Draw
Spend 10 tokens to deal 3 face-down cards. Flip one — then decide to pay its levy via Throne or spend 5 tokens to see another.
Lines Task
A compliance typing terminal. Type 50 lines with exact accuracy. Mistakes incur instant cash penalties. Milestones return tokens.
Token Currency
Earn tokens.
Spend them wisely.
Every qualifying Throne payment earns tokens. The more you send, the more you stand to earn — but there’s always a random element, so it’s never quite predictable.
Services
Investment Wanking.
Risk your money for Her entertainment.
A structured paid session. Costs 5 tokens to begin. Follow every instruction. Pay to unlock each stage. Permission to finish costs £50, paid at the final phase.
Abandoning a session early costs 15 tokens. The session does not accommodate hesitation.
Obligations
Debt contracts and payment goals.
Ms. Smyth can assign structured financial obligations directly to your account. These appear on your statement and dashboard, tracked against each payment period.
Debt Contracts
A balance She sets. You reduce it.
Debt contracts assign a fixed or recurring balance to your account. Payments reduce the outstanding amount. Falling behind is noted. The contract remains until it is cleared.
Payment Goals
Targets tied to Throne items or cash amounts.
Payment goals set a recurring contribution target — weekly, monthly, or by period. Progress is tracked in your statement and visible to Her. Completion is its own record.
Membership
Ready to open an account?
Accounts require a qualifying payment of £5 or more every 30 days to remain active. Setup takes three steps and verification is automatic.
Access is limited to those who have already sent a payment to Ms. Smyth via Throne.
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